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I have been working on this basic page just for a showcase of my work. My previous work has been too complex to keep updated.
This page is back to the basics and can be updated quite simply.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
We don’t look at porn
MOST Australians say they don't look at online porn and support the idea of an internet filter, a survey has found.
Running out of sex partners
Married golfing star Tiger Woods, 34, recently went into sex rehab after a string of alleged affairs.
Danny said: "I am no top golfer but addiction to sex has seen me ruin relationships and my business.
"People treat it like a joke but it's a real problem."
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Jokes
Sheila wants an all over suntan but is not quite sure how to ho about it so she says to Bruce; you reckon I should go sunbathing in the nuddy in the backyard? Yeah, no worries, says Bruce, go for it. But what if the neighbours see me naked, what will they think? Bruce; that I married you for your money.....
Blonde to her friend; I have to be really careful not to get pregnant. Her friend; but didn't your husband get a vasectomy done recently? Yes, exactly, that's why...
What does WIFE stand for? Washing, Ironing, F#@%ng, Etc.
How do you know your wife's dead? Sex is the same but the dishes pile up high in the kitchen!
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About twenty to thirty minutes!
Monday, February 1, 2010
Speedo
Our opposition leader wearing a speedo.
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/tony-abbott-breaks-speedos-ban-promise/story-e6frflri-1225825363006
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