So i am trying Le Tan Original Tanning Cream and so far it seems to be tanning fairly well. I will see how it goes over the next few days. Here are some bad attempts at Fake Tan.
So i am trying Le Tan Original Tanning Cream and so far it seems to be tanning fairly well. I will see how it goes over the next few days. Here are some bad attempts at Fake Tan.
My Results
Your result for The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test ...
The Test - http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-real-breasts-fake-breasts-test
Can you tell a set of real breasts from a set of fake breasts? Are you *sure*? This test will definitively gauge your ability to separate the natural from the silicone, the normal from the perverse, the beautiful from the profane. CAUTION: this test features pictures of uncovered and uncensored breasts, real and fake. As we all know, children will be irreparably damaged should they see pictures and images of real breasts, so please take this test in an appropriate environment.
So lately i have found wearing a G string quite sexy and good for the summer heat. I feel quite comfy in them and the string between the buttocks is quite sexy. So it made me think about what other items of clothing we wear down there.
G String
Wikipedia
Since the mid 1920s, female strippers and exotic dancers in the West have been referring to the style of thongs they wore for their performances as g-strings. The origin of the term g-string is obscure. Since the 19th century the term geestring referred to the string which held the loincloth of American Indians [12] and later referred to the narrow loincloth itself. William Safire in his Ode on a G-String quoted the usage of the word g-string for loincloth by Harper's Magazine 15 years after Beadle's and suggested that the magazine confused the word with the musical term G string (i.e., the string for the G note). Safire also mentions the opinion of linguist Robert Hendrickson that "G" (or "gee") stands for groin, which was a taboo word at the time.
T-back
A thong that makes a straight line of a strip of garment in the back like the letter T. The sound has been causing some confusion among Japanese speakers with a tea bag, which is also common in today's Japanese dictionaries.
C-string
As narrow as a g-string but without the band around the waist, leaving just a C shaped piece between the legs held in place firmly by a flexible internal frame.[14][15] Since there is no material around the waist, the c-string completely eliminates the panty lines which thongs and other underwear create. C-strings are also designed for use as beachwear, which reduces the tan lines that would have been left by the side straps of even a g-string.
Crotchless Panties
Don’t Forget about the Men.
Swim Briefs
A swim brief, or racing brief, refers to any briefs style male swimsuit such as those worn in competitive swimming and diving. The popularity of the Australian Speedo brand racing brief has led to the use of its name to refer to any racing brief, regardless of the maker (see genericized trademark). Swim briefs are also referred to as competition briefs, bathers, racer bathers, posing briefs, and racing briefs.
The Trojan Horse was a tale from the Trojan War.It was the strategy that allowed the Greeks finally to enter the city of Troy and end the conflict. In the best-known version, after a fruitless 10-year siege of Troy the Greeks built a huge figure of a horse inside which a select force of men hid. The Greeks pretended to sail away, and the Trojans pulled the Horse into their city as a victory trophy. That night the Greek force crept out of the Horse and opened the gates for the rest of the Greek army, which had sailed back under cover of night. The Greek army entered and destroyed the city of Troy, decisively ending the war.
Have we learnt from History???
I cant post the video in its own little box but here is a sample of a video which i created in Power Director.
The video i shot this morning as i rode my bike on the footpath i normally take. Nothing special about this video. Its more about me learning some of the basics of Power Director. You can also see my first attempt and see how much i improve.
Here is the download link.
Interesting idea with this water for kids but it really does look like something you shove up your ass.
The first water you can drink from your ass.
I always thought the Williams sisters were quite big girls. Wondering if this photo isn’t photo-shopped. She actually looks quite slim in this photo.
Remember to keep an eye on my cycling blog. Keep me motivated with encouragement as its always handy and always wanted.
http://acbcycling.blogspot.com/
Ride to Live, Live to Ride.
This morning i rode up monument hill and took some snaps.
Image4.jpgThe pictures are of Plaques that talk about the Monument.
Took Blue Beauty on her first ride today and she is fantastic. Check out the photos of where we went in my “Exploring Albury” Photo Album on Facebook. Not all pictures uploaded because of upload failed errors from fb but you get to see most of the ride.
The Ride was roughly 11 kilometres of sightseeing. The hill was a tester so definitely am not as fit as i use to be but that will come back. Bring on 2010 Canada Baby.
Obviously this guy didn’t trust anyone but suspicious that the guy left via the back door haha. Maybe the guy was right in thinking his girlfriend was getting some action on the side.
Cruise Control Stuck On
Listening to the radio News yesterday, the news had an article on a Ford Recall of 2002 model Ford Explorers for cruise control issues. The radio report was totally wrong and misleading. I guess you can never trust news reports no matter where you read or listen to it.
http://www.news.com.au/national/driver-taken-to-hospital-in-shock-after-miracle-escape-when-cruise-control-jammed-on-eastern-fwy/story-e6frfkvr-1225810814610
Time Magazine Person of the Year
So after years of wanting a new bike, i’ve finally got one. My first new bike. YAY!!! After going into the shop to have a look at cheap bikes, i wasnt pleased with what i got for the money. So i walked away with a newer version of what i already had. With a new bike, i maybe more willing to ride. I got a fitting for the bike so the bike should be well set up for my body. Over the next few days, we will definitely find out.
The bike came with 12 months of free service, so i will definitely use that. Now its time to increase my fitness for summer in Canada. Here we go baby. Lets ride like the wind.
So when i got home on Sunday afternoon there was this big box in my room waiting for me, teasing me. Should i open it and be like a big kid? At the moment i am being patient and waiting for Christmas Day when i get to rip it open.
Any thoughts on what it could be?? Socks?
We watched this movie in Penticton a few days ago and this is one of my favorite quotes.
Buck: [stopping Manny and the herd from moving on] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast?
Crash: Wait. You mean there's something *bigger* than Mommy Dinosaur?
Buck: Aye.
Eddie: "Eye"?
Buck: Aye aye. He's the one that gave me *this*
[pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch]
Eddie: Whoa. He gave you that patch?
Crash: For free? That's so cool.
Eddie: Yeah, maybe he'll give *us* one, too!
Sitting in my motel room in Banff watching a nature program on tv. Here is the website of some of his artwork. The nature pictures he has are quite amazing. I need to learn to use a camera properly.
Considering that i am in the mountains, heres a song
It doesn't hurt me.
Do you want to feel how it feels?
Do you want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?
You, It's you and me.
And if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
Say, If I only could, oh...
You don't want to hurt me,
But see how deep the bullet lies.
Unaware, I'm tearing you asunder.
Ooh, There is thunder in our hearts.
Is there so much hate for the ones who love?
Tell me we both matter don't we?
You,
It's you and me,
It's you and me who won't be unhappy.
And if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
Say, If I only could, oh...
You,
It's you and me,
It's you and me who won't be unhappy.
Come on baby, come on darling
Let me steal this moment from you now
Oh come on angel, come on come on darlin'
Let's exchange the experience oh...
And if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...
Say if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...
Say if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...
Say, If I only could...
Oh...
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...
If only I could,
Be running up that hill...
Q: Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anvil
An anvil is a basic tool. In the simplest terms it is a block with a hard surface on which another object is struck. The inertia of the anvil allows the energy of the striking tool to be transferred to the work piece. In most cases the anvil is used as a forging tool. Before the advent of modern welding technology, it was a primary tool of metal workers. Many anvils are antiques and should be treated with care. The great majority of modern anvils are made from steel though other types exist. Because anvils are very ancient tools and were at one time very commonplace, they have acquired symbolic meaning beyond their use as utilitarian objects.
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.
He started running along beside the others about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could.
It wasn't that effective!
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Only if it's raining."
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Shaving_Cream&redirect=no
Shaving Cream is a mind-controlling substance introduced by Michael Moore in 1963.
For those ignorant pigs who dont believe the conspiracy theories, it is merely a foam-like cream used aid people in shaving their genitals.
Other Uses For Shaving Cream
Ok so where the hell did my Shaving Cream go??? One minute it is in my bag, 15 HOURS later, my shaving cream is gone, WTF??? Has someone stolen my shaving cream from my bag to create all new Sasquatches????
Are there all new Siamese cats walking around thanks to my shaving cream? Maybe i need to put on my Detective hat and solve this mystery.
So its summer time now, well close to it anyway,so its time for the pool to come out. Here is My hat, my lounger and the pool.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081028054153AAR1vJ0
wrap it with several layers of paper and put in in the middle of clothes (preferably if those are big, thick jackets or coats). Remember do not put wine close to site where luggage handle is, as it could move down because of the gravity. The best solution is trying to not leave some space in your luggage that things can move unexpectedly.
ASK MEN
http://au.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_250/295_love_tip.html
1 - Parents' place
2 - The Library
3 – The Sauna
4 – An alley
5 - In the office
HEALTH 24
http://www.health24.com/sex/Tips_techniques/1253-1254,33502.asp
7. At your parent’s house
6. In your car on a long trip
5. The library
4. In the swimming pool
3. The mile-high club
2. On the beach
1. The sauna
Risk:
2What could be more breathtaking than your partner standing naked before you, beckoning you forward for some good loving? How about that same partner, naked
before you, but this time wet and glistening. That’s enough to get anyone’s juices flowing.
Slogging it out in a steamy sauna could be one of the most sensual and erotic experiences of your life. It’s hot, it’s sweaty, it’s extremely personal, and it just might be exactly what the doctor ordered.
Pros
In a sauna, your body doesn’t quite get enough oxygen, which helps to intensify your senses. Your body temperature also soars, which gets the blood flowing rapidly in all the right bits.
You will both be wet and slippery. Use this to your advantage when trying different positions and techniques.
Cons
If you don’t have a sauna at home, then the only option is to take your steamy exploits public. This means a visit to the local gym sauna, which could lead to you being discovered by a pimply towel-boy.
Gym saunas may not be the most hygienic places to be naked in. After all, it is the place where sweaty men end up after a long workout.
Technique
If you don’t have a sauna at home, then your local gym is the only option. Saunas at gyms are generally very popular venues, so it might be difficult to secure a couple of hours for just you two.
Check if your gym’s sauna has lockable doors. Then slip that pimply towel-boy a 50, and tell him to lock you and your partner in for an hour.
If you are worried about hygiene, take more towels in with you, and lay them on the floor or on the benches to help prevent your skin coming into contact with any nasty surfaces.
Top 10: Reasons Women Love Vampires
No.10 - Vampires are loners
No.9 - Vampires require no commitment during the day
No.8 - Vampires dress well
No.7 - Vampires love necking
No.6 - Vampires are moody
No.5 - Vampires are persuasive
No.4 - Vampires search forever to find "her"
No.3 - Vampires are romantic
No.2 - Vampires are powerful
No.1 - Vampires are the ultimate bad boys
I know it's late, I know you're weary
I know your plans don't include me
Still here we are, both of us lonely
Longing for shelter from all that we see
Why should we worry, no one will care girl
Look at the stars so far away
We've got tonight, who needs tomorrow?
We've got tonight babe
Why don' you stay?
Deep in my soul, I've been so lonely
All of my hopes, fading away
I've longed for love, like everyone else does
I know I'll keep searching, even after today
So there it is girl, I've said it all now
And here we are babe, what do you say?
We've got tonight, who needs tomorrow?
We've got tonight babe
Why don't you stay?
I know it's late, I know you're weary
I know your plans don't include me
Still here we are, both of us lonely
Both of us lonely
We've got tonight, who needs tomorrow?
Let's make it ast, let's find a way
Turn out the light, come take my hand now
We've got tonight babe
Why don't you stay?
Why don't you stay?
I’ve seen this product on television before and never thought of buying one until my sister did. I have taken one or two of hers (wink wink) and have been using a small one in the bathroom in the shower. Using it on the glass, the glass is the cleanest it has been in a long while without even any cleaning products. The glass is beading like it is new.
Another thing i use it for is for wiping down my body before i get out of the shower, it takes away most of the water so i’m not spilling it all over the floor. I haven’t tested it out on any spills yet but it does seem to hold plenty of water. It may get a good test out this summer by the pool.
She calls out to the man on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"
He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there
Oh think twice, it's another day for
You and me in paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and me in paradise
She calls out to the man on the street
He can see she's been crying
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
Can't walk but she's trying
Oh think twice...
Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody can do
Oh lord, there must be something you can say
You can tell from the lines on her face
You can see that she's been there
Probably been moved on from every place
'Cos she didn't fit in there
Oh think twice...
To add a touch of class to your desktop, try these Canadian wallpapers.
http://www.flash-screen.com/free-wallpaper/the-beauty-in-canada-wallpaper.html
We have all, the time in the world
Time ENOUGH for life
To UNFOLD
All the prescious things
Love has in store
We have all the love in the world
If that's all we have
You will find
We need nothing more
Every step of the way
Will find us
With the cares of the world
Far behind us
We have all the time in the world
Just for love
Nothing more
Nothing less
Only love
Every step of the way
Will find us
With the cares of the world
Far behind us
Yes
We have all the time in the world
Just for love
Nothing more
Nothing less
Only love
Only love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0TfR9mgOiU
Come back again
I want you to stay next time
Cause sometimes the world aint kind
When people get lost like you and me
I just made a friend
A friend is someone you need
But now that he has to go away
I still feel the words that he might say
Turn on your heartlight
Let it shine wherever you go
Let it make a happy glow
For all the world to see
Turn on your heartlight
In the middle of a young boys dream
Dont wake up too soon
Gonna take a ride across the moon
You and me
Hes lookin for a home
Cause everyone needs a place
A homes the most excellent place of all
And Ill be right here if you should call me
Turn of your heartlight
Let it shine wherever you go
Let it make a happy glow
For all the world to see
Turn on your heartlight
In the middle of a young boys dream
Dont wake up too soon
Gonna take a ride across the moon
You and me
Turn on your heartlight now
Turn on your heartlight now
Synthetic Stucco
http://www.askthebuilder.com/130_Cement_Stucco_Synthetic_Stucco_EIFS.shtml
EIFS (exterior insulation and finish) Wikipedia
Although often called "synthetic stucco", EIFS is not stucco. Traditional stucco is often called Portland Cement Plaster, and is a centuries-old non-insulating material. Stucco consists of sand, Portland Cement, and water, and is a hard, dense, thick, non-insulating material. EIFS is a lightweight synthetic wall cladding that includes foam plastic insulation and thin synthetic coatings.
So according to wikipedia, EIFS is a foam sheeting that is glued to the wall which is then coated with acrylic stucco which has all the adhesives and special stuff in it.
Parex
http://www.parex.com/
Is a company who make stucco products. They stock EIFS and acrylic stucco.
Hard Stucco
Hard stucco is the traditional stucco that i have used very often.
http://www.europeanstucco.com/hardstucco/hardstucco.htm
http://www.stuccoguru.com/resources/article.cfm?articleID=E-04050&resourceID=5
What is the significance of the title: Twilight?
Ok with a little help from Google to get me started, i read a little bit for an idea or two but i will endeavor to answer these questions on my own accord.
He ignored me, staring up at the moon.
”Twilight, again,” he murmured. “Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.”
”Some things don’t have to end,” I muttered through my teeth, instantly tense. (pages 494-495)
……………………
”So ready for this to be the end,” he murmured, almost to himself, “for this to be the twilight of your life, though your life has barely started. You’re ready to give up everything.”
”Its not the end, it’s the beginning,” I disagreed under my breath. (page 497)
So what is twilight, according to Ninja Words.
"I could just make out her face in the twilight."
"It was twilight by the time I got back home."
"O’er the twilight groves and dusky caves. —Alexander Pope."
So its the time between day and night or between night and day. It is the time where day/night ends and night/day begins. In the last passage i read from the book, the whole twilight idea is summed up right there. Edward asks her if she really wants to end one life and to start another. She is in the twilight of her life. The whole book leads to this one decision that will change her life.
Some interesting questions on the book of Twilight by Stephanie Myers. Over time, i will try to answer each question one by one. Have a think about these questions and as i answer them(with help of Google ;-)), feel free to add your two cents worth.
http://www.comfortstand.com/catalog/049/
Don’t ask me what i was doing when i found this music cd. Have a listen, i’m sure you will all find something interesting in this lot.
Edit: http://www.wmrecordings.com/releases/wm076.htm
Various Artists - Wakka chikka wakka chikka: Porn music for the masses volume 2
http://au.britishcolumbia.travel/en-CA/SightsActivitiesEvents/Penticton.htm
Cross-country skiers explore 65km/40.4mi of groomed trails at Nickel Plate Nordic Centre where the 1829m/6000ft elevation ensures a long season. Facilities include day lodge with kitchen, eating and lounge areas, equipment rentals and available lessons.
http://gocalifornia.about.com/cs/sandiego/a/sdtop10.htm
One of my all time favorites. Listen to it with your eyes closed and see what comes to mind as you listen, it is quite powerful this song. Or pretend as i do and conduct this symphony.