Shaving Cream Conspiracy

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Shaving Cream is a mind-controlling substance introduced by Michael Moore in 1963.

For those ignorant pigs who dont believe the conspiracy theories, it is merely a foam-like cream used aid people in shaving their genitals.

Other Uses For Shaving Cream

• Making ordinary people look like Sasquatch
• Making your boring old fury Cat siamese
• A Substitution for normal Cream
• Assisting virtuous non-believers in passing purgatory

 

Ok so where the hell did my Shaving Cream go??? One minute it is in my bag, 15 HOURS later, my shaving cream is gone, WTF??? Has someone stolen my shaving cream from my bag to create all new Sasquatches????
Are there all new Siamese cats walking around thanks to my shaving cream? Maybe i need to put on my Detective hat and solve this mystery.