Do i get a pair of shoes

A nice new pair of Cycling shoes would be good after every 100th time. I’d be slipping in the Viagra. And for anyone reading this, i’m a virgin.

100th time

 

 

and in other news
conman-poses-as-female-model-to-lure-men
http://www.news.com.au/world/conman-poses-as-female-model-to-lure-men/comments-e6frfkyi-1225821818232

 

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/cops-nick-er-bare-couple-in-embarrassing-breath-test/story-e6frflri-1225821493291

Maybe a reason not to get a Labrador
http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/labrador-shocks-owner-deborah-allen-by-bringing-home-deadly-snake/story-e6frflri-1225820661524

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/sewage-smell-after-weight-watchers-fall-through-floor/story-e6frflri-1225819824173