Fake Tan

So i am trying Le Tan Original Tanning Cream and so far it seems to be tanning fairly well. I will see how it goes over the next few days. Here are some bad attempts at Fake Tan.

Real or Fake Boobs

My Results

Your result for The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test ...

You scored 19 of 20 boobs!

The Test - http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-real-breasts-fake-breasts-test

Can you tell a set of real breasts from a set of fake breasts? Are you *sure*? This test will definitively gauge your ability to separate the natural from the silicone, the normal from the perverse, the beautiful from the profane. CAUTION: this test features pictures of uncovered and uncensored breasts, real and fake. As we all know, children will be irreparably damaged should they see pictures and images of real breasts, so please take this test in an appropriate environment.

G String

So lately i have found wearing a G string quite sexy and good for the summer heat. I feel quite comfy in them and the string between the buttocks is quite sexy. So it made me think about what other items of clothing we wear down there.

G String

Wikipedia

Since the mid 1920s, female strippers and exotic dancers in the West have been referring to the style of thongs they wore for their performances as g-strings. The origin of the term g-string is obscure. Since the 19th century the term geestring referred to the string which held the loincloth of American Indians ^[12] and later referred to the narrow loincloth itself. William Safire in his Ode on a G-String quoted the usage of the word g-string for loincloth by Harper's Magazine 15 years after Beadle's and suggested that the magazine confused the word with the musical term G string (i.e., the string for the G note). Safire also mentions the opinion of linguist Robert Hendrickson that "G" (or "gee") stands for groin, which was a taboo word at the time.

T-back

Woman wearing a T-back

A thong that makes a straight line of a strip of garment in the back like the letter T. The sound has been causing some confusion among Japanese speakers with a tea bag, which is also common in today's Japanese dictionaries.

C-string

A C-string

As narrow as a g-string but without the band around the waist, leaving just a C shaped piece between the legs held in place firmly by a flexible internal frame.^[14][15] Since there is no material around the waist, the c-string completely eliminates the panty lines which thongs and other underwear create. C-strings are also designed for use as beachwear, which reduces the tan lines that would have been left by the side straps of even a g-string.

Crotchless Panties

Don’t Forget about the Men.

Swim Briefs
A swim brief, or racing brief, refers to any briefs style male swimsuit such as those worn in competitive swimming and diving. The popularity of the Australian Speedo brand racing brief has led to the use of its name to refer to any racing brief, regardless of the maker (see genericized trademark). Swim briefs are also referred to as competition briefs, bathers, racer bathers, posing briefs, and racing briefs.

A girl with Big Melons

A girl with big melons

Trojan Horse

The Trojan Horse was a tale from the Trojan War.It was the strategy that allowed the Greeks finally to enter the city of Troy and end the conflict. In the best-known version, after a fruitless 10-year siege of Troy the Greeks built a huge figure of a horse inside which a select force of men hid. The Greeks pretended to sail away, and the Trojans pulled the Horse into their city as a victory trophy. That night the Greek force crept out of the Horse and opened the gates for the rest of the Greek army, which had sailed back under cover of night. The Greek army entered and destroyed the city of Troy, decisively ending the war.

Have we learnt from History???