Fake Tan

So i am trying Le Tan Original Tanning Cream and so far it seems to be tanning fairly well. I will see how it goes over the next few days. Here are some bad attempts at Fake Tan.

Real or Fake Boobs

My Results

Your result for The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test ...

You scored 19 of 20 boobs!

The Test - http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-real-breasts-fake-breasts-test

Can you tell a set of real breasts from a set of fake breasts? Are you *sure*? This test will definitively gauge your ability to separate the natural from the silicone, the normal from the perverse, the beautiful from the profane. CAUTION: this test features pictures of uncovered and uncensored breasts, real and fake. As we all know, children will be irreparably damaged should they see pictures and images of real breasts, so please take this test in an appropriate environment.

G String

So lately i have found wearing a G string quite sexy and good for the summer heat. I feel quite comfy in them and the string between the buttocks is quite sexy. So it made me think about what other items of clothing we wear down there.

G String

Wikipedia

Since the mid 1920s, female strippers and exotic dancers in the West have been referring to the style of thongs they wore for their performances as g-strings. The origin of the term g-string is obscure. Since the 19th century the term geestring referred to the string which held the loincloth of American Indians ^[12] and later referred to the narrow loincloth itself. William Safire in his Ode on a G-String quoted the usage of the word g-string for loincloth by Harper's Magazine 15 years after Beadle's and suggested that the magazine confused the word with the musical term G string (i.e., the string for the G note). Safire also mentions the opinion of linguist Robert Hendrickson that "G" (or "gee") stands for groin, which was a taboo word at the time.

T-back

Woman wearing a T-back

A thong that makes a straight line of a strip of garment in the back like the letter T. The sound has been causing some confusion among Japanese speakers with a tea bag, which is also common in today's Japanese dictionaries.

C-string

A C-string

As narrow as a g-string but without the band around the waist, leaving just a C shaped piece between the legs held in place firmly by a flexible internal frame.^[14][15] Since there is no material around the waist, the c-string completely eliminates the panty lines which thongs and other underwear create. C-strings are also designed for use as beachwear, which reduces the tan lines that would have been left by the side straps of even a g-string.

Crotchless Panties

Don’t Forget about the Men.

Swim Briefs
A swim brief, or racing brief, refers to any briefs style male swimsuit such as those worn in competitive swimming and diving. The popularity of the Australian Speedo brand racing brief has led to the use of its name to refer to any racing brief, regardless of the maker (see genericized trademark). Swim briefs are also referred to as competition briefs, bathers, racer bathers, posing briefs, and racing briefs.

A girl with Big Melons

A girl with big melons

Trojan Horse

The Trojan Horse was a tale from the Trojan War.It was the strategy that allowed the Greeks finally to enter the city of Troy and end the conflict. In the best-known version, after a fruitless 10-year siege of Troy the Greeks built a huge figure of a horse inside which a select force of men hid. The Greeks pretended to sail away, and the Trojans pulled the Horse into their city as a victory trophy. That night the Greek force crept out of the Horse and opened the gates for the rest of the Greek army, which had sailed back under cover of night. The Greek army entered and destroyed the city of Troy, decisively ending the war.

Have we learnt from History???

My first Video

I cant post the video in its own little box but here is a sample of a video which i created in Power Director.

The video i shot this morning as i rode my bike on the footpath i normally take. Nothing special about this video. Its more about me learning some of the basics of Power Director. You can also see my first attempt and see how much i improve.

Here is the download link.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/4/11/2400224/Produce.wmv

Polaroid Picture Plug In for WLW

Not bad. Some Cool options to go with this plugin.

Budget Supercars

Tope Gear

Y Water

Interesting idea with this water for kids but it really does look like something you shove up your ass.

The first water you can drink from your ass.

http://www.ywater.us/

Serena Williams

I always thought the Williams sisters were quite big girls. Wondering if this photo isn’t photo-shopped. She actually looks quite slim in this photo.

4 Easy steps to a happy life

Punch Buggy White, Yellow, Green

 

No Return

No Return

No Return

Cycling

Remember to keep an eye on my cycling blog. Keep me motivated with encouragement as its always handy and always wanted.

http://acbcycling.blogspot.com/

Ride to Live, Live to Ride.

Monument Hill

This morning i rode up monument hill and took some snaps.

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The pictures are of Plaques that talk about the Monument.

Posing

Took Blue Beauty on her first ride today and she is fantastic. Check out the photos of where we went in my “Exploring Albury” Photo Album on Facebook. Not all pictures uploaded because of upload failed errors from fb but you get to see most of the ride.
The Ride was roughly 11 kilometres of sightseeing. The hill was a tester so definitely am not as fit as i use to be but that will come back. Bring on 2010 Canada Baby.

Trust No One

Obviously this guy didn’t trust anyone but suspicious that the guy left via the back door haha. Maybe the guy was right in thinking his girlfriend was getting some action on the side.

http://www.news.com.au/national/facebook-friend-gets-bullet-in-head-from-jealous-man/story-e6frfkvr-1225811153921

 

Cruise Control Stuck On
Listening to the radio News yesterday, the news had an article on a Ford Recall of 2002 model Ford Explorers for cruise control issues. The radio report was totally wrong and misleading. I guess you can never trust news reports no matter where you read or listen to it.
http://www.news.com.au/national/driver-taken-to-hospital-in-shock-after-miracle-escape-when-cruise-control-jammed-on-eastern-fwy/story-e6frfkvr-1225810814610

 

Time Magazine Person of the Year

http://www.news.com.au/world/time-magazine-names-bernanke-person-of-the-year/story-e6frfkyi-1225811167735

A new dawn, a new day, a new bike…

So after years of wanting a new bike, i’ve finally got one. My first new bike. YAY!!! After going into the shop to have a look at cheap bikes, i wasnt pleased with what i got for the money. So i walked away with a newer version of what i already had. With a new bike, i maybe more willing to ride. I got a fitting for the bike so the bike should be well set up for my body. Over the next few days, we will definitely find out.
The bike came with 12 months of free service, so i will definitely use that. Now its time to increase my fitness for summer in Canada. Here we go baby. Lets ride like the wind.

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Whats in the box??

 

So when i got home on Sunday afternoon there was this big box in my room waiting for me, teasing me. Should i open it and be like a big kid? At the moment i am being patient and waiting for Christmas Day when i get to rip it open.

Any thoughts on what it could be?? Socks?

Where's Waldo

Actually you maybe thinking where is Aaron. Never Fear i am here. I just got back from LA and i am in the midst of writing a classic novel of my trip to Canada. So if you are eagerly waiting for my next big post, just wait a little longer and you will have a story that will keep you entertained for a while, well maybe 10 minutes at least.

I am also looking at an overhaul of this blog. Looking at a change of style and even a new name. I will think more about it over the next few days with some research and i will keep you informed of my plans.

So If you want to hear my tale of Fun, Adventure and the downright dirty then stay tuned for the next installment of my travels.

MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and enjoy the Christmas Festivities.

Ice Age 3

We watched this movie in Penticton a few days ago and this is one of my favorite quotes.

Buck: [stopping Manny and the herd from moving on] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast?
Crash: Wait. You mean there's something *bigger* than Mommy Dinosaur?
Buck: Aye.
Eddie: "Eye"?
Buck: Aye aye. He's the one that gave me *this*
[pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch]
Eddie: Whoa. He gave you that patch?
Crash: For free? That's so cool.
Eddie: Yeah, maybe he'll give *us* one, too!

Art wolfe

Sitting in my motel room in Banff watching a nature program on tv. Here is the website of some of his artwork. The nature pictures he has are quite amazing. I need to learn to use a camera properly.

http://www.artwolfe.com/index.html

Running Up that hill

Considering that i am in the mountains, heres a song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuLlwUaEyr0

It doesn't hurt me.
Do you want to feel how it feels?
Do you want to know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
Do you want to hear about the deal that I'm making?
You, It's you and me.
And if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
Say, If I only could, oh...
You don't want to hurt me,
But see how deep the bullet lies.
Unaware, I'm tearing you asunder.
Ooh, There is thunder in our hearts.
Is there so much hate for the ones who love?
Tell me we both matter don't we?
You,
It's you and me,
It's you and me who won't be unhappy.
And if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
Say, If I only could, oh...
You,
It's you and me,
It's you and me who won't be unhappy.
Come on baby, come on darling
Let me steal this moment from you now
Oh come on angel, come on come on darlin'
Let's exchange the experience oh...
And if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...
Say if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...
Say if I only could,
I'd make a deal with God,
And I'd get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...
Say, If I only could...
Oh...
Be running up that hill,
With no problems...
If only I could,
Be running up that hill...