Sheila wants an all over suntan but is not quite sure how to ho about it so she says to Bruce; you reckon I should go sunbathing in the nuddy in the backyard? Yeah, no worries, says Bruce, go for it. But what if the neighbours see me naked, what will they think? Bruce; that I married you for your money.....
Blonde to her friend; I have to be really careful not to get pregnant. Her friend; but didn't your husband get a vasectomy done recently? Yes, exactly, that's why...
What does WIFE stand for? Washing, Ironing, F#@%ng, Etc.
How do you know your wife's dead? Sex is the same but the dishes pile up high in the kitchen!
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About twenty to thirty minutes!
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